We arrived in HK ahead of schedule, at 17.07 local time. As usual even though we told my aunt and cousins not to bother coming to collect us they ignored this as usual. My uncle wasn’t there so we had to take a taxi, and since my aunt wanted to come along our suitcases had to be loaded in the boot with the lid open. It reminded me of a Simpsons episode where they went on holiday. Luckily unlike in The Simpsons our luggage managed to stay in the car.

As usual our cuisine has consisted mainly of fatty meat, either steamed or deep-fried, accompanied by some seafood and iceberg lettuce as the only greenery. No wonder I always get constipated whenever I come over here.